AHAHAHA NOT QUITE, OP, NOT QUITE
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“I could talk myself into being gay. I could tell myself that women are terrible and disgusting and convince myself to like men if I tried.”
—The misogynist-racist, who (SURPRISE AGAIN!) is also a homophobe, explaining why homosexual relationships are inferior.
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“The government has so much assistance for single moms. It’s so easy for single moms in this country, they’ll help you with everything you need.”
—The misogynist-racist

(Source: capturethecastle)
Here are some reaction badges for when people troll you with their bullshit and ignorance.
These are glorious.
Ahahha perfect
Time to go add these to my “Adventures at Bio-Kinetic.”
“Of course, slavery was a lot easier for women, because if their master liked them and wanted to have sex with them, he’d treat them better. Especially if they had his babies.”
—The misogynist-racist, explaining how rape makes black women’s lives easier.

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“I’m not racist. When I was growing up, my best friend was black. He was really smart and great and wasn’t a lowlife scumbag.”
—The misogynist-racist, explaining how his friend is different from other black people, who he also isn’t racist against, clearly.
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“I don’t think white people should say ‘nigger.’ I would hit my son if he ever said nigger, because it’s racist. But if you think about it, black people saying ‘nigger’ is like white people saying ‘dude.’ And I know black people who say ‘dude,’ so why can’t white people say ‘nigger’?”
—The misogynist-racist

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“Well, yeah, the criminal justice system is racist, but in 20 or 30 years that won’t be true. It’ll fix itself.”
—The misogynist-racist explaining to me why I shouldn’t care about the blatant systematic oppression present in the criminal justice system.

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“Well, if you think about it, racism is overexaggerated. There are horrible white people AND horrible black people. Every group has their problems.”
—It turns out the misogynist is also a racist (SURPRISE!)

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OMG THIS WOMAN. She and guy #2 from last night were talking about racism, and I was staying out of it because I’d like to avoid hating everyone here. And they were talking about how so many kids were “raised in hate” back in the day. Then she grins and says, “Yeah, it’s kinda like being raised in a Republican family. Those poor kids.” I laughed and the misogynist was outraged and the woman just walked off to the bathroom like nothing happened.
“It’s not nice when guys ignore girls who are less good-looking, because it damages their self-esteem, but at the same time it’s good because it encourages women to take care of themselves. Then when guys pay attention to them and compliment them, they can feel good about themselves and know that they’re doing something right. But I don’t hate fat people.”
—The moron from last night (x)


Let it be known, the last word that barely escaped my lips was “Cucumberwubwub” before I fucking died of laughter.
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